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Joke of the Day
"What did the duck say to the chicken who was about to cross the road? quack"
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"I started to work at a seafood buffet... ...but then I pulled a mussel."
"Which villain did Batman face when he suffered a fatal masturbation accident? Deathstroke."
"When Martin Cooper invened the cell phone... ... he already got 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris."
"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket... and says ""Oh dammit some asshole has my pen!"""
"I tried to buy a new boomerang today but I couldn't throw my old one away."
"I wonder if my potential boyfriend is hiding at the bottom of this ice cream tub."
"COP: drop the gun CRIMINAL: no COP: [flipping through police handbook, whispers to partner] it doesnt say what to do if he says no"
"Lmao at people who 'play Devil's advocate' like Lucifer doesn't already own all the lawyers."
"[Justice League HQ] SUPERMAN: Looks like Batman is hungry tonight MOTHMAN: [visibly sweating] I think I'll just fight daytime crimes"