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Joke of the Day
"What did the duck say to the chicken who was about to cross the road? quack"
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"What was Hitler's favourite song? Knocking on ovens door"
"Girl 1: ""Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?"" Girl 2: ""Sure. The more the scarier!"""
"American Beer is liking having sex in a canoe... It's fucking close to water. Heard this from a Dutch friend of mine and thought I would share."
"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? DR.Dre"
"My girlfriend said we should experiment more in the bedroom. This morning we synthesised a new protein chain."
"What's 12"" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry? A dead baby."
"My friend owns a zoo... My friend owns a zoo but the only animal is a tiny dog... Its a Shitzu"
"A man walks into a library and asks for a book on shit punchlines. The librarian directs him to the correct section."
"Why is the door to heaven always open? Because Jesus was born in a barn."