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Joke of the Day
"What's the powerful weapon in Greenland's arsenal? The Nuuklear Bomb"
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"The zookeeper said he'd tell me where the bathroom is located if I can say the alphabet. ""A B C E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z"" He asks: ""where's the D?"" ""It's out for Harambe"""
"You can say what you want about deaf people...."
"That moment. You're driving, music blaring singing at the top of your lungs. You're a rockstar till the music cuts out & you hear your voice"
"Why did a Stripper run for mayor? Because she did great on the pole"
"AI walks to the human AI: ""I relieve you, sir!"" Human: ""I am relieved."""
"I recently found out that they are reviving Full House. The show is called Fuller House, but Bob according to Bob Sagat, its called Filler House."
"Why are all jewish men circumcised? ...because jewish women don't take anything without 10% off."
"Why does Trump secretly want to lose the election? Because if he wins, he'll have to move into a smaller house, that's in a black neighborhood."
"One day Canada will conquer the galaxy... And they'll call it the *Milky Eh*."