99590
Joke of the Day
"new hipster fad = being really into public domain music"
Next Joke
"What said a person who got run over by a car? ""I'm tired""."
"Mean Insults, Good Comebacks, Insulting Quotes - Itchyflight.com http://www.itchyflight.com/mean-insults-and-comebacks-good.html"
"What does an 80 year old lesbian taste like? Depends"
"You can eat up to three spiders every night in your sleep, except on ""cheat days"" when you can eat as many as you like."
"BAE: come over ME: we live together im sitting right here BAE: my parents arent home ME: what is wrong with you"
"hundred times Old couple laying in bed. The man turns and tells the woman, ""If you want to have sex, pull on my dick once. If you don't want to have sex, pull on my dick one hundred times."""
"TEXT ""TEXT"" TO TEXT TO DONATE A TEXT TO TEXT"
"I've heard that 1 in 3 people have a pedophile as a neighbour. But that can't be right because my neighbours are sexy 5 and 7 year olds."
"What does the comedian say to his children on his deathbed? ""No one will appreciate your jokes once you're *dad.*"""