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Joke of the Day

"[2025] Dad, Mum, this is my girlfriend. You might recognise her, she used to be quite famous *the laugh-cry emoji steps forward shyly*"

"How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin? She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions."

"What do you call it if a white person robs you? Capitalism"

"Once you've seen one shopping center... you've seen the mall"

"A man walks out of a bar... drunk and looks at his watch,it says 10:00 and after a few seconds it changes to 10:01 and he yells out ""I time travelled!"""

"Did the Deer have any doe? he had 2 Bucks"

"What does a Duggar girl and the Unabomber have in common? They have both been fingered by their brother."

"What jobs have you found out about that made you think ""why does this exist""?"

"[becomes allergic to the floor midway through a date & slowly floats out of a window]"

"I don't see why everyone resents the Headless Horseman... All he wanted was head."