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Joke of the Day

"Pokemon Go is just like Caitlyn Jenner... It keeps crashing and you never look back."

"Where do dogs go when they lose their tail? The retail store."

"Who is Kanye West's favorite running back? All Day nigga"

"Did you hear about the pig's vacation? They had a wonderful time at Yellowstone National Park. They dressed up as bears and raided all the garbage cans."

"*Writes ""For a good time call"" on random gas station bathroom wall *adds work phone number *Gets excited about work today"

"What did the man say to the suffocating clown? You've got to be choking"

"I don't have a drinking problem, if anything I'm too damn good at it."

"Q: What do Bill Clinton and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common? A: Neither one is very bright."

"The new British PM has been spotted performing necromantic rituals over Margaret Thatcher's grave... She May be planning Theresa corpse."

"Now I ain't sayin she a gold digger. But she was messin wit some pretty elaborate gold mining equipment down by the river bed today."