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Joke of the Day

"A man noticed that his thermometer had come down with a nasty cold. Medicine in hand, he asked the thermometer, ""How are you feeling?"" The thermometer responded, ""0K."""

"How many Freemasons does it take to screw in a light bulb? It's a secret!"

"I too went to the reddit restaurant... I had to ask other customers for sauce for any of the dishes."

"Where do snowmen put their webpages? On the winternet."

"*embraces diversity* Diversity: ""I have a boyfriend"""

"It's afro-carribean day at work tomorrow. I'm dreading it."

"What do you call 144 rotten eggs? Gross."

"[on phone] mom I need u to pick me up from the restaurant right now *whispers* no the date is going terrible, she pronounced it 'pokey-man'"

"When my first wife lost her credit card, I didn't report it. Because whoever found it was spending less than she was."

"Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning? Because he is PM not AM"