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Joke of the Day

"How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck? A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!"

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"How do you stop a Polish battletank? Shoot the guy pushing it."
"What do romantic fish sing to each other? Salmon-chanted evening !"
"I'm good now. I pretended the vegetables I was chopping were actually people. It helped."
"What's the best vegetable to bring to a party? Stephen Hawking"
"Time travel jokes never get old."
"People who are afraid of pedophiles Need to grow up"