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"How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck? A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!"

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"Asian guy walks into a salon... Asian guy walks into a salon and says ""I want to get my ass hole breached."""
"Most days I feel like three kids stacked up on each other's shoulders, covered by a huge coat, trying to pass as one of all these grown-ups."
"What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo? A pouch potato!!"
"You know, Microsoft, if you had called it Bang instead of Bing, you'd have destroyed Google. Example: I just Banged Catherine Zeta Jones."
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"What are Mario's overalls made out of DENIM DENIM DENIM"
"Today a woman came into my doctor's office with a sexually transmitted mental illness. She was fucking crazy."
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