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"Best time to watch German rape porn? Nein! Ooooo nein!"
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"A man approaches a prostitute ""how much for a blow job?"" ""$30"" ""Can you do 20?"" ""sure"" ""Great here's $600"""
"Where will you never find a hipster fish? The mainstream"
"Why did the train sound effect album get derailed? The tracks were unfinished."
"Donald Trump calls on Hillary to shut down her foundation. Meanwhile, we're all still begging him to choose a more natural color for his."
"What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt? The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face."
"Have you ever had African food? Neither have they."
"What do you call a cow who is also a knight? Sir Loin."
"Today's joke from Russian-language Internet ""You know, they've built a George Orwell memorial in Russia!"" 'What? Where?"" ""Pretty much everywhere."""
"Amy Winehouse is getting Botox injections? Really? Isn't that a bit like spraying Febreze on a pile of dog crap?"