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Joke of the Day
"Best time to watch German rape porn? Nein! Ooooo nein!"
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"Hey symphonies, play the main part we like more."
"A man walks into a restaurant and asks, ""You got any spare ribs?"" The owner says, ""Nope. I need all of mine."""
"I was so excited when I saw the Nail Polish advertisement Because I want to sleep with this girl from Poland"
"Mom asked, ""Are you going to see the new Michael Moore documentary?"" Wife replied, ""Magic Mike XXL?"""
"How do mexicans cut their pizza? With Little Cesars"
"Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank Give a man a bank and he can rob the world."
"But baby, if you didn't want me climbing in your window, why'd you leave the ladder in the garage behind the workbench chained to the beam?"
"You don't hear about Rowan Atkinson much these days. It's probably because he's a has-*bean*."
"My wife just found a pretzel in her hair and then she ate it and I didn't know I could love her more."