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Joke of the Day
"How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them"
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"Friends are like trees They fall after being hit multiple times with an axe."
"A skeleton walks into a bar... And askes for a beer and a mop."
"The best revenge is living well, unless you own a flamethrower."
"Do you know why turds are tapered? So your butt hole doesn't slam shut."
"Someone once told me, ""GO FOR BROKE"" !! I'm happy to report that I succeeded..."
"What would a video game about an abortion nurse be called? Womb raider"
"There once was a man from Kent... Who's dick was so long that it bent To save him much trouble He put it in her double and instead of cumming, he went."
"Wife:Did you take ambien last night? Me: *recalls riding a unicorn that's on fire* No, why? W:The dog's wearing a saddle and she's orange."
"First Thatcher dies, then Ferguson retires... Somewhere there is a scouser with a lamp and one wish left. /english humour"