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Joke of the Day
"How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them"
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"Jesus fed 5000 people with one fish. Holy mackerel."
"I got a ticket for bandaging a cat's broken tail A cop pulled up and gave me a ticket for retailing pussy in a residential area"
"I like my coffee how I like my women warm"
"Did you hear about the bread-less klansman who couldn't drink milk? He lacked toast and tolerance."
"Her: I'm pregnant Me: WHAT? H: Just kidding M: You scared me half to death H: My mom is coming to stay with us M: *the other half dies*"
"When the Baltimore rioters looted the CVS, they stole everything except for the Father's Day cards."
"""Well ... I'll be dammed."" Bodies of water when they see beavers coming."
"What do you get for breaking news? Newscasts"
"What do the Irish do after winning the world cup? They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark"