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Joke of the Day

"There once was a man from Kent... Who's dick was so long that it bent To save him much trouble He put it in her double and instead of cumming, he went."

"The joke about the sun Is too hot to handle"

"Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar? Because they're easier to get at the ballpark."

"A new study finds that women find men with beards more attractive than men without beards More great work from the University of James Harden"

"OMFG there is a horse in the corridor! Then my wife must still be in the manege."

"Girl, I like you so much, I might even let you hold my phone....some day, while its locked"

"When I call you Hun, it's short for Atilla."

"Someone's been sleeping in my bed, said Papa Bear. Someone's been sleeping in MY bed, said Mama. Why don't u share a bed?! cried Baby Bear."

"What do you call a pony with a cough? A little hoarse!!!"

"What do you call a tall black person? A negro."