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Joke of the Day

"(DARK HUMOR) Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands."

"kid theres no such thing as bad publicity. like you would think if a big article came out saying you suck shit it would be bad, but its good"

"Scott Summers (X-Men) is dead.. ...by watching his navel. (I don't know if this joke works in English)"

"WARNING! Sickest joke ever. How do you know if your sister is on the rag? Dad's dick tastes like blood."

"""Welcome... To Jurassic Park."" ""But some of these dinosaurs are from the Cretaceous Period--"" ""WE ALREADY MADE THE SIGNS"""

"Reddit is like cancer it's much bigger than you thought."

"Why can't girls play hockey? Their pads can't last three periods"

"What is it called when one blonde blows in another blonde's ear? Data transfer"

"What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? Better reflexes."

"What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese."