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Joke of the Day

"I've deleted the phone numbers of all the Germans I know from my mobile phone... Now it's Hans free..."

"Dove is supposedly 1/4 moisturizing cream, but this one seems like it's at least 80% bones and feathers."

"Why did the chicken marry the crocodile? Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name."

"A cow made a joke but it was too cheesy"

"The Great Yarn Race **Joe:** Did you hear about the great yarn race? **Jane:** No. Who won? **Joe:** Well, they had to weave their selves through the obstacles and in the end, it was a tie."

"I like my coffee how I like my women Imported from poor South American countries."

"[standing in driveway with wife] I thought we agreed on a Prius [giant eagle pecks at saddle] NO THIS IS BETTER"

"What do you call a scary bee? A boo bee."

"[creation] GOD: You will each have a flaw BAT: I am blind SNAKE: I am deaf DOG: My breath is a little bad"

"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him. How do you catch a tame unique rabbit? Tame thing.... You unique up on him too."