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Joke of the Day

"News: Don't panic about Ebola, but please watch this nonstop coverage about how it could spread everywhere and kill you. Don't panic though."

"Two fish in a tank One turns to the other and says ""how do you drive this thing?"" Repost from a comment on /r/askreddit"

"3 guys walk into a bar The 4th one ducks."

"""What the fuck is a newspaper?"" - our grandchildren"

"dead baby jokes Q. whats more fun than spinning a dead baby around at 50mph? A. stopping it with a shovel."

"What does a nosey pepper do? Get's jalapeno business!"

"A keytar walks into a bar... And the barkeeper tells him: 'Get lost, we don't serve your type in here...' 'Why not?' ask the instrument. 'Well, you're obviously off your rocker.'"

"How do you quiet a gay baby? Stick a pacifier up its ass"

"Swedish Fish They aren't sweet, just sweet-ish."

"Cold turkey is a scary concept but also an adorable image. Aww give that little guy a jacket."