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Joke of the Day
"I just ate a pizza covered in pepperoni and chillies. To be honest, I looked pretty ridiculous."
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"I'm half Muslim I'm only entitled to 36 virgins"
"If a penis/vagina was asked to judge your appearance it would probably say.... Urinate"
"What did one orphan say to the other? ""Robin, get in the Batmobile"""
"How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof? Exactly the same."
"Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it was mugged."
"Any wedding can be a fairy tale wedding if you serve porridge and release three angry bears into the reception hall"
"Did you guys hear about the jews hurting dental health? Its those damn acidic jews!"
"A cook married a hacker, on their first night. there is a cock and a hooker"
"When you ask her ""Have you ever read Shakespeare?"" And she answers ""No, who wrote it?"" .... Keep moving."