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Joke of the Day

"Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma? It took him forever to get her off that street corner."

"Couple of girlfriends decided to go out on girls night. But they had nothing to talk about, because all of them showed up."

"Fred Willard got arrested for jerking off in a porn theater. Well, at least he can honestly say his newest release is in theaters now!"

"What's white, blue , and red all over? REDdit."

"1992: Girls got undressed for their husbands. 1995: Girls got undressed for money. 2012: Girls get undressed for likes on Facebook and Instagram"

"A driver was so focused on being upset I was texting while driving... They rear ended the car ahead of them. I guess texting while driving is distracting."

"Tiger Woods is the most overrated athlete in the history. In almost all matches he was sub-par."

"The Asian father reads his son's report card, where he finds a ""B"". ""B is for Burger King, where YOU'LL WORK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!"""

"I RT you, you ignore me I fav you, you ignore me I ignore you, you ignore me This seems to be working out well for us"

"Just bought a white pool stick... Now, I shoot better then the rest of my school."