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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back to you? A stick"
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"How do you make a Snowman smile? Tell him the snowblower is coming."
"Why did the ""upright man"", a humanoid species, went extinct 70.000 years ago? Because they got homo e-rekt-us."
"A guy walks into a bar and asks ""Do you serve lawyers?"" The bartender responds ""Yes, of course!"" The man then says ""Well then. I'll have a beer for myself and a lawyer for my alligator."""
"He is known as a miracle comic. If he's funny, it's a miracle!"
"Me: ""I have octopus like reflexes."" Person: ""Don't you mean cat like reflexes?"" Me: *squirting him with ink* ""Nope."""
"The definition of spin"
"So I hear Robin Gibb died a few days ago. There's only one BeeGee left now... ...I guess he's Stayin' Alive..."
"The people of Dubai don't like the Flintstones... ...but the people of Abu Dhabi do."
"Getting colagen injections in my lips next week 'cause, you know, 'tis the season to be Jolie."