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Joke of the Day

"So it looks like Donald Trump does have a big dick, Especially when he holds it with those tiny hands."

"Came up with this joke this morning in the shower. I took a tour of a prison for poets, at the end the warden asked what I thought of it. I said it has its prose and cons."

"Why we don't give food to cannibals.. ..because they know how to feed for themselves."

"I'm available if anyone needs me to ruin a good thing before it even starts."

"Did you hear about the Mexican train robber? He really had loco-motives."

"When a man tries to hug me hello or goodbye I whisper in his ear ""tip to tip"" and sigh as we embrace to ensure we never do it again."

"Why did my sperm cross the road? Because my wife wore the wrong socks."

"Trump is too politically incorrect, Hillary is too politically correct Yet they're both incorrect for politics"

"Why do wallets make so much noise? Because money talks."

"How does a _____ (insert race, occupation, etc. ) find his goat in tall grass? Very satisfying"