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Joke of the Day

"I just shook the crumbs out of my keyboard and they spelled ""GAYLORD."" My haters grow more powerful everyday."

"Why are divers always so nervous? Because they're always under pressure!"

"KNOCK KNOCK ""I am already owning one."""

"What did one shovel say to the other during a recurring fight? Can we just bury this?"

"How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have? Nun"

"Whenever I see a middle-aged guy trying desperately to hang onto his youth, I always think ""I should move this mirror""."

"School Doctor: Have you ever had trouble with appendicitis? Fred: Only when I tried to spell it."

"me: well I grew up without a dad and I turned out okay cw: don't u collect human teeth?? me: yeah but they're not my teeth"

"Wizard of Oz (1939) A hapless brain injured teen is led down the wrong path to heroin, cosplay, organ harvesting and ultimately homicide"

"One time I did mushrooms and played GTA and felt regret for the lives I was taking I was all ""Holy shit these people have families"""