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Joke of the Day

"Why does snoop dog carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle."

"What do politicians and sperm have in common? About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human."

"Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me of course!"

"Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on."

"Me: I really don't have any bad habits to speak of. Her: So you have no bad habits? Me: No, I have plenty! Just none I'd want to speak of."

"If GoT fans of Jon Snow are called Snowflakes, and the ones for Tirion are Tiriots, why is Arya the favorite character of Donald Trump supporters? They're Aryans."

"It's not a nap if you never got out of bed."

"I like my pizza like i like my square root of 64. Ate."

"And the Lord said, 'Let there be idiots.'"

"What has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree can kill you? A pool table."