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Joke of the Day
"Why does snoop dog carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle."
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"At this point, it's kind of embarrassing if your pet isn't a YouTube sensation."
"I was sitting on the toilet, constipated... The undropped turd asked me, ""Man, what did you eat?!"" ""A pound of cheese,"" I said. The turd said, ""You're shittin' me."" I said, ""I shit you not."""
"A Higgs boson enters a church And the priest says, ""I'm sorry, we don't allow Higgs bosons in churches"" The Higgs replies, ""but without me, you can't have mass"""
"When I die..... I want to go in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not terrified and screaming like everyone else in his car."
"GM developing car seats which detect how wet your ass is and post the data onto your facebook page, for fun?? fuck eveory thing about this ."
"I guess Phillip Hughes was the first Aussie To die of a bowler. Badum Tiss."
"What's a pornstars favorite drink? 7 up in cider"
"- We buried my mother-in-law yesterday. - Sorry to hear that. When did she die? - My guess would be sometime this morning."
"What do you call a Hillary supporter? A journalist."