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Joke of the Day

"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay they would be baygulls. My dad told me this like 10 years ago and I can't get it out of my head..."

"Where does a snowman keep his money? In the snowbank. I'll see myself out.."

"A feminist once told me that there are no documented cases of ""bra burning"" in history that's just herstory"

"What was the last thing that went through the fly's head when he hit the windshield? His ass."

"What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch???? Names"

"Want to watch a nerd have a melt down? Tell him that you just bought a android Ipad."

"I asked my friend in North Korea what it was like living there.... He said he couldn't complain."

"God...= I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness."

"Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something."

"Before Midnight on New Years Eve, I raised my Left Foot off the Ground So I could be sure to start 2016 on the right foot"