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Joke of the Day

"Oxycodone With my wisdom teeth gone, I was hoping of getting a bit of a high, but all it did was relieve pain. well that was a ""downer"""

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"Ode to Joy. What's Beethoven's favourite fruit? BA-NA-NA-NAAAA."
"Want to hear a construction joke? I'm still working on it."
"What do Leonardo Dicaprio Babe Ruth have in common? They both won when neither of them were competing against black people!"
"Two guys were watching a marathon on tv. One says to the other, ""why are they running?"" ""to win the prize."" ""who will win the prize?"" ""the one who finishes first."" ""then why are the others running?"""
"Awww. It looks like the neighbors are having the police dept over for brunch.."
"[murders Aquaman with some super absorbent paper towels]"
"What did the Sadist do to the Masochist? Nothing."
"If cartoons are a reliable guide, the secret to never ageing is wearing the same clothes every day."
"What is Donald Trump telling Independents? Orange is the new black."