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Joke of the Day
"Twitter is just LinkedIn for the chronically unemployed."
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"I thought I was getting a car for christmas... turns out all I got was a toy Yoda"
"Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer."
"What do you call someone who confuses Emma Stone and Mila Kunis in a movie? A bad judge of character."
"Two medical students are about to witness an autopsy for the first time... One asks the other, ""What do you think it'll be like?"" The other student shrugs and says, ""Remains to be seen""."
"My Muslim friend went on a Eurotrip this summer... Told me he had an absolute blast at every country he visited"
"When was pasta introduced to the Middle East? when someone fed a genie alfredo"
"How did the scarecrow win the award? Because he was outstanding in his field."
"*writes ""with my squad"" under a picture of me and several cats"""
"So I was having sex with this girl.. When suddenly she asks me: ""Doesn't it bother you that I'm 13??"" So I replied: ""Not really, I've never been superstitious"""