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Joke of the Day

"My favorite holiday drink is the Little Drummer Boy. It's one part rum, three parts pum."

"I like to read the Constitution for the articles."

"I try not to let facts or sound reasoning get in the way of a good rationalization."

"Hear about the first Polish athlete to win an Olympic gold medal? He was so proud, he had it bronzed."

"Which color do Colombian communists hate the most? *Greengos*"

"Let's make this bar joke week. Here's one to start: A man walks into a bar. Ouch."

"I was going to tell you about the people in the apartment upstairs... But that's another story."

"Justin Bieber was caught smoking weed. Right now weed is denying it to its cool friends."

"And the Lord said, 'Let there be idiots.'"

"How many 'Suh Dudes' does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Its already lit, fam."