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Joke of the Day
"My favorite holiday drink is the Little Drummer Boy. It's one part rum, three parts pum."
Next Joke
"What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel? arggg! thar she blows"
"They say the best things come in small packages So I fucked a midget"
"Don't let an extra chromosome let you down!"
"Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems? Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!"
"What do you get when you put a tiny umbrella in a supercar? A Lambortini."
"What's black, white, and red all over? A dying nun."
"Roses on your piano What's better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ."
"Your love is like Vicodin. You take away my pain but make me sick to stomach afterwards and you're also white."
"spit your drink at the person sitting across from you and tell them it's because you were laughing at this."