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Joke of the Day
"Don't judge me until you've scrolled a mile through my meme collection"
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"What's black and white and red all over? Batman's father"
"What do you call a man in a hole? Phil."
"Which came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken of course, an egg cannot cum! Made this up in my sleep sorry if offends any egg lovers.."
"Swans mate for life...in case you were wondering what made them so mean."
"Wife: I told you to slow down. Cop: License & registration, please. Wife (opens glovebox): Divorce papers? Me: Look underneath them."
"Why girls have zip in their pents?"
"What's a Scottish transsexual's favourite drink? Mango Lassi"
"Does anyone ever spiral into control?"
"I can't STAND Shigesato Itoi... that Mother fucker."