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Joke of the Day
"Justin Bieber was caught smoking weed. Right now weed is denying it to its cool friends."
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"You need Jesus in your life... that lawn won't mow by itself"
"Tried to make my coffee with Red Bull today... I made it all the way to work before I realized I had forgotten my truck."
"What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch? Bae-goals"
"What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes? Remorse code"
"A man with a wooden leg marries a woman with a wooden eye on their honeymoon she asks him if he wants to fool around. He replies, would I! she spits out peg leg"
"What did the SMG dad say to his son? Bizon Joke by: /u/swagmlgprofrags"
"Sometimes people ask me how I got so funny and I say ""It's easy. I'm just deeply, deeply sad and my life feels unnecessary and empty"""
"""It's not the principle, it's the money."" Spike Milligan RIP"
"What do you call a sleep walking nun? A roamin' catholic."