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Joke of the Day

"Justin Bieber was caught smoking weed. Right now weed is denying it to its cool friends."

"How does the Consigliere get into the Godfather's house late at night? with his own set of donkeys!"

"What's worse than a polar bear? A bi-polar bear."

"the real people to blame for 911 I heard it was two irish carpenter s paddy and mick fitting doors on the 60th floor paddy told mick to get a plain n take some of the top. Mick misinterpreted"

"Pilots will get this. RETARD! RETARD!"

"[first day of work as a 911 operator] ""Hello, 911"" Hi someone's trying to break into my house ""holy shit call 911"""

"Q: What kind of work does a weak cat do? - A: Light mouse work."

"How does a german get to the airport? He heils a taxi!"

"What has no life but a lot of spirit. (A ghost) You've been a terrific audiance!"

"You hate it ""No I just didn't think we'd spend our anniversary here"" *pssss* ""What was that?!"" The bouncy castle is deflating"