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Joke of the Day

"Why did the homeless women keep flies in a plastic bottle? That was her vibrator."

"robin williams punchlines were always on point i never thought he would ultimately leave us hanging"

"This girl came up to me today, and claimed she knew me from her vegetable club. I'd never met herbivore."

"Want to hear a pizza joke? It's pretty cheesy."

"TIL Elon Musk has an evil twin that commits crimes every evening. His name is Felon Dusk."

"When do cows go to sleep? When it's pasture bedtime"

"The difference between me & normal people is the normal"

"My friend told me to stop speaking in numbers... but I didn't 1 2."

"Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle? Because it had more cents"

"What does Hitler say when he's impressed? That's Totalatarily Awesome"