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Joke of the Day
"Why is Santa's sack so big? Testicular cancer"
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"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He flushed."
"Why I think North Korea is a bad place [deleted]"
"So Godzilla walks into a bar... The entire building is destroyed. 23 people are missing and presumed dead."
"A woman just dropped a 10 note next to me. I thought, 'What would Jesus do?', so I turned it into wine. I bought wine."
"[maintains eye contact while slowly rearranging the dishwasher]"
"How much power does a nun have. Nun!"
"What's the worst part about a potato famine? You can't get to the root of the problem."
"How can you tell if someone is vegan? They'll tell you"
"This is a dark one! A black baby, pickle and a blender. what do you get? A Nickle!"