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Joke of the Day

"my cousin's baby is due tomorrow & my grandma keeps checkin her phone for news. waitin for the baby 2 text her like ""im here lol. from baby"""

"What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? Names! -Bo Burnham"

"What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails? Beast wishes."

"Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party? I told her that drinks were on the house"

"What is something that mother giraffes have but no other animal has? Baby giraffes."

"I invented the sandal for people with one leg. It was a flop."

"A Brit, a Jew and a Canadian. So a Brit, a Jew and a Canadian are sitting in bar. The jew lifts his head from his drink and says, ""I just don't know anymore, does america got talent?"""

"Dealing with the death of a family member knock knock. Who's there? Not mommy. Ever again."

"I play soccer... Just for kicks"

"Would love to see a reality show where they promise the prize will ""change contestants lives FOREVER""...and it's a brain swap with a cow."