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Joke of the Day

"Looking for a girlfriend is a lot like fishing There's a lot of fish in the sea but until you find one its just you and your rod"

"What is the most religious unit in electrical engineering? Ohm."

"Funniest Joke Ever. Nevermind, it actually isn't that funny. Ok well... A bear and a rabbit... No no... It's not that funny. Nevermind."

"Mr. Peanut was arrested for drunk and disorderly at a local Strip Club The arresting officer said it wasn't the first time he'd busted a nut in front of a stripper and it wouldn't be the last."

"I took a poop in the elevator. I'm taking this shit to a whole new level."

"My daughter is now at the age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex. This morning she asked, ""Was that the best you could do?"""

"Did you hear about the triple-amputee who pitched in the majors? He was slow around the bases, but that boy had an arm on him!"

"I have two kids, five and seven Silly names I know."

"Complained to my wife about our sex life diminishing. Zero fucks were given."

"I got attacked by a yob with bat down the local park yesterday.. I was really impressed with how well he had it trained"