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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the squirrels that it can be done."
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"As a gift to my girlfriend, Tola, I tattooed her name on myself in the mirror and I think that says alot"
"The next iPhone will be without a... Screen. You can buy a wireless screen. We are removing it because it's bulky and old."
"Porn Ears? Q: What's the most sensitive part of your body when you're masturbating? A: Your ears."
"officer: give me your name me: then what am I going to use?"
"my dad suggested i sign up to be a organ donor he's a man after my own heart -masai graham"
"Mt. Everest has lost its record status ... ... now that a British astronaut is Earth's highest Peake."
"Leaving a watermelon on someone's doorstep in the middle of night is a pretty inexpensive way to occupy a portion of their mind forever."
"Billy asked our Astronomy teacher a simple question today... ""Mrs. North? How big is Uranus?"" Billy was sent to the office..."
"You heard about the guy who stole that calendar right? he got 12 months ...I'll see myself out"