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Joke of the Day

"Your mama is so ugly She fell into a gorilla exhibit and got shot."

"What did the humanistic psychologist say at Freud's funeral? He died at such a Jung age."

"Say what you will about Chris Brown He produces hit after hit."

"What do you call a gay Irisham A Gaelic"

"After having Chinese food, my cookie was missing the piece of paper on the inside! It was unfortunate."

"Now do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head."

"*first date* Him: You have a very defined jawline. Me: Thanks! I chew a lot."

"Me: omg can smoking weed make u hallucinate? Dog making pancakes: lol that wasn't weed dude"

"My mom thought my laptop on the floor was a scale. My mom weighs 800 dollars"

"Hey, did you hear they are opening a new bread store here in town? Just what we kneaded"