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Joke of the Day

"Do you know what my friend said before he kicked the bucket? He said, ""Look how far I can kick this bucket."""

"4: can you whistle? M: *whistles* 4: Here's a booger. M:... 4: Keep it forever. Have kids they said. It'll be fun they said. Liars."

"Dang I didn't make it to the gym today! That makes 5 years in a row"

"Why did the Indian cross the road? To buy chikken tikka masala!"

"I just had my statistics exam Needless to say that I had some mean questions."

"Rhodes Scholars are book smart... but road scholars are street smart."

"The great English actor Colin Firth walks into a bar. Who walks in after him? Colin Thecond"

"I support Trump on a number of issues, but the one thing I cannot get over is the wall heh"

"A three-legged dog walks into an old-timey saloon ""I'm lookin' for the man who shot my Paw."" (I know it's old but I'm feeling really down and this joke cheers me up.)"

"A fisherman was trying to learn the alphabet... he got lost at C"