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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Americans play chess ? Because they are missing two towers."
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"How many black guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one - you fucking bigot."
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"What do you say when you are comforting a grammar nazi? There, Their, They're"
"The doc gave me some bad news today... I was deficient in VITAMIN U."
"Whenever I see a sign saying Fine Jewelry I think to myself, it's probably had enough warnings, why not just arrest it."