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Joke of the Day
"What does a bee do with his stinger at night? Put it in his honey."
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"Everytime we have sex my girlfriend wants to pretend to be a teenager. I tell her, ""Be patient. You'll be one soon enough."""
"What Star Wars character is most likely to get cancer? Leukemia Skywalker."
"What's green with little red wheels? Grass. I was lying about the little red wheels. Missing my grandpa today. This was always his favorite."
"True Love Man: I want to share everything with you, my love. Woman: Let's start with your bank account."
"What else was the man with two penises thankful for? Being ambidextrous."
"In the 1945-6 Nuremberg Trials what should have been the opening statement from the defence counsel representing the Nazi War criminals? 'If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all.'"
"What's white and can't climb trees? A refrigerator"
"Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Cos they got big fingers."
"What's the difference between math and meth? One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth."