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Joke of the Day

"Recent studies show that eating bacon or other red meats increases your chances of dying by 20% So apparently I have a 120% chance of dying"

"I'd tell you the joke about the pirate But I don't think its arrrrrrpropriate."

"I just had a phone call saying I'd won 250 cash or two tickets to an Elvis tribute night. It said Press 1 for the money or 2 for the show......"

"I told my SO that now Movember is over they should shave their mustache. She didn't take it very well."

"Did you hear about the preganant comedian? She's got a pun in the oven."

"He died doing what he loved, forgetting to put my potato wedges in the bag."

"How can you tell if a black guy is well hung? You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck."

"I realized today why some people spend their lives looking for bigfoot. He doesn't exist."

"Why is african education so behind? Because instead of learning their abcs they learn their stds"

"Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights"