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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when two Samoans Fall off a couch? Tufaloffahsofa"
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"Underwear isn't protecting you from your pants. It's protecting your pants from YOU! Another conspiracy uncovered."
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"Saint Peter in Heaven So, I was in the mood for some ""Saint Peter in the gates of Heaven"" jokes... Anyone have something?"
"Que es eso? *takes a bite* Queso!"
"Helpful weight loss tip: Don't eat so much, you fat piece of shit."
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