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Joke of the Day

"My son just said ""I'm sorry I can't be cute right now, I'm hungry"" and I've never understood him better."

"What do witches use pencil sharpeners for? To keep their hats pointed."

"I believe all people are equal... ...whether they're black, Chinese or normal."

"A naked Jew with an erection running at full speed hits a wall He breaks his nose."

"I never try to make guests feel at home. If they wanted to feel at home, they should have stayed there."

"Why do Japanese hate bingo? They all scramble for cover when you call B-29"

"People who talk to themselves tend to be better lovers. Did you know that? Yes, I did know that."

"Always watch your step on an escalator. I once tripped and fell down the stairs for an hour and a half"

"What do you call a funny jar of sauce Lmayo"

"Two guys on /r/Jokes walk into a bar One adds lines after the punchline, while the other doesn't. The one who never adds these extra lines kicks the one who does. Son of a b****!"