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Joke of the Day
"I was struggling to figure out how lightning works Then it struck me"
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"Hehe My ewife still misses me BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER"
"What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident? That's offal"
"What is the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut sleeps with everyone. A bitch sleeps with everyone, except you."
"Hubby wanted to start the new year out with a bang So I shot him.."
"What's the German guy say when you kick him in teh crotch? Oof, weinerpain!"
"What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand? Make me one with everything."
"Ex: Holy skinny jeans! Me: They are new. Like them? Ex: Sure... Me: What? Ex: Should a woman your age wear those? Divorce Reason 509"
"What can you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him on a drag! What do you call said dog? Doesn't matter... he's not coming anyway."
"A guy goes to the bar. The bouncer asks if the guy is driving. The guy responds, ""No I'm standing""."