1928

Joke of the Day

"Mad Libs inventor died today of POOPING. He is survived by his PIZZA CHEESE and his LAWN DARTS. He will be A DINOSAUR."

"What is the difference... What is the difference between unlawful and illegal? One is against the law and the other is a sick bird."

"Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker? Because he overcame the dark side"

"""I just want a nice guy who treats me right."" said every girl who dumped that dude like ten times."

"Question of the day: when was the last time that you saw a music video that was relevant to the actual song?"

"Generally, the phrases ""I'm sorry"" and ""I apologise"" are used synonymously... But not at a funeral."

"What do you call two gay Irishmen? Michael Fitzpatrick...and Patrick Fitzmichael"

"At Toys ""R"" Us, Barbie and the Chuck Norris actions figures must be at least eight aisles apart by law. After all, it is a children's store."

"I'm not a doctor but I know adding cheese to anything makes it an antidepressant."

"Who called it freeze dried pork and not 6 degrees Kelvin Bacon?"