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Joke of the Day
"What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common? None of them like pork."
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"Where's Waldo wears stripes... because he doesn't want to be spotted"
"If you find that China is not working... ... Have you tried updating your Mao settings?"
"A boy asks his Jewish father for 50 dollars... The father looked at his son and asked, ""40 dollars? What do you need 30 dollars for?"""
"What does pubic hair and parsley have in common? You just push them both aside and keep on eating."
"I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?"
"Which fast food joint is a euphemism for female masturbation? Jack in the box. (Jackin the box)"
"Words to live by What doesn't kill you, isn't in Australia"
"What do you call 5 black people having sex? A threesome."
"I wanna be the reason you're comfortable with your prostate examination"