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Joke of the Day
"I just shaved my legs. I think I lost three pounds."
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"I hate it when people say I'm sexist. How can I be sexist when I'm half female on my mother's side?"
"gardening i spent alot of my days trying to grow a specific seasoning in my garden. it took forever, but once it finally produced, i had the thyme of my life."
"How do you conufuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her."
"I grow herbs in my bed. Bed thyme."
"Why don't ducks have teeth? Too much quack."
"When should you feel sorry for a skunk? When its spray pump is out of order!"
"""Honey the baby is crowning!"" *Lifts up hospital gown* ""Well excuse me YOUR MAJESTY!"""
"I do less before 9AM than most people don't do all day."
"If life has taught me anything, it's that browser history repeats itself."