64888

Joke of the Day

"Two atoms are walking down the street.... Two atoms walking down the street. One says, ""Damn, Ive lost an electron"". ""Are you sure?"" ""Yep, I'm positive""."

"I've only got a few more weeks to convince my wife that our baby's middle name should be Underscore."

"Sold some krokodil today...... ""see you later alligator"""

"I like my women like I like my cigars. Cuban, shipped in bulk and 7 years old."

"""Why didn't any of you go back and kill Hitler?"" TIME TRAVELER: We prioritized stopping Zortho the Endless Scourge in 1935. ""Who?"" TT: Bingo"

"I have beautiful children Thank god my wife is having affairs"

"I made fun of a guy for still having a Nokia phone. He threw it at me and knocked me unconscious."

"I raised the alarm at work today. The midgets were all furious."

"Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay? Because it was a freight!"

"Shout out to all you guys with permanent amnesia. You know who you are."