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Joke of the Day

"Turns out that German pilot was heavily depressed... He brought the whole plane down."

"The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. It was tense."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can jam my dick in your ass."

"I read an article today about a cat who saved his owner's life. I'm still trying to teach mine not to vomit hairballs on my bed."

"Why was the testicle always in a bad mood? Because his brother is a nut and his two closest friends are a dick and an asshole."

"I love my church more than Dairy Queen, Cause we truly had rockin Sundays."

"how many How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? I'd tell you, but you probably wouldn't understand anyways."

"Me: I found this in the fridge with your name on it. Are you gonna eat it? CW: That's my stapler Me: You didn't answer my question"

"Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation? He didn't want any beef."

"Wanna hear a good joke? You."