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Joke of the Day
"Don't ever go camping. That shit's intense."
Next Joke
"Unlike a Caterpillar, a whale won't turn into a beautiful butterfly."
"Pay attention to your kids... Because one day he will stuff a sugar free gummy bear in your mouth that he rubbed on a cat."
"Why is Viagra like Disneyworld? - You have to wait an hour for a three minute ride"
"what did 0 say to the 8? nice belt"
"Men and hookers Why do men always pick the hooker that costs tens of thousands of dollars over the far sexier hooker which costs two dollars? Because prostitution is looked down upon."
"""One man's trash is another man's treasure,"" is an awesome phrase But it's a horrible way to tell your kid they're adopted."
"What is a Mexicans favourite sport? Cross-Country"
"What do you call citizens of Florida who eat at Chick-Fil-A? Gay-ters"
"A gambling addict begins his 5th stretch of therapy... ""It failed 4 times in a row, so it's bound to work this time."""