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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a mexican who lost his car. Carlos"
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"Why do white girls walk in groups of odd numbers? Because they literally can't even."
"I'm a Gentleman. I'll always give a woman my umbrella if it's raining outside. Unless she's wearing white of course."
"I just saw a guy put a hamburger between 2 pancakes so I proposed on the spot and he just said ""no"" so he's obviously the smartest man alive"
"My neighbor knocked on my door at 3am Can you believe that? 3 in the morning, but luckily i was still up playing the drums."
"My all-time favorite one liner NSFW Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives? Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush."
"I want my last words be... ""I didn't want these to be my last words."""
"A Freudian slip? That's where you think one thing but fuck your mother."
"officer: give me your name me: then what am I going to use?"
"What happens when a guy with no legs dies? He punches the bucket"