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Joke of the Day

"Man in fatigues w SONY written on his forehead has handcuffed me&my sons to radiator & is forcing us to watch 8th Spider-Man reboot in 3 yrs"

"What do you call a pile of cats? A meowntain."

"Ever hear about the Mexican Train Killer? I heard he had locomotives."

"Sign at restaurant reads: Eat here diet home"

"Where does bitter wine come from? From the grapes of wrath."

"What do Hutts use to program computers? JabbaScript"

"My home security system is just 15 motion-activated Big Mouth Billy Basses."

"Why are cemeteries surrounded by walls? Because people are dying to get in them!"

"And in that moment, the Ninja Turtles realized that in a way, ALL teenagers are mutants."

"Sometimes when you eat too much carrot, you turn orange and you run for presidency."