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Joke of the Day

"How do spacemen pass the time on long trips ? They play astronauts and crosses !"

"In space, no one can hear you scream. Because it's space, and everyone is on the ground. What are you even doing up there?"

"I want to die like my grandpa, peaceful and in his sleep. Not screaming and terrified, like the passengers in his car."

"A man walks into a bar Ouch"

"why did the tomato blush... he saw the salad dressing!"

"Last night, I got in touch with my inner self... That's the last time buying cheap toilet paper."

"Why did the obtuse triangle go to the beach? Because it was more than 90 degrees."

"I tried to start up a business as a Ford dealership I lost my focus"

"Why was the bee sent out of class? Because he was beehiving badly."

"I had no idea time zones were so far apart...Just landed in China and it's fucking New Year apparently."