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Joke of the Day

"2 flies are sitting on a piece of poop, one cuts a fart; what did the other one say? Hey come on, I'm eating here!"

"What did Dr Dre cook for Thanksgiving? Beats."

"How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour."

"what did the doctor say to the midget? you'll just have to be a little patient"

"Did you hear about the idiot who made his chickens drink boiling water? He thought they would lay hard boiled eggs."

"A kid asks if they had colors in the 1930s. Yeah, but you didn't see them all the way in the back of the bus."

"I just read a book on Stockholm Syndrome. The first couple of chapters were terrible, but by the end I loved it!"

"How does Moses make beer? Hebrews!"

"What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car? They pilaf. I'll show my way out"

"A sergeant and two men from his unit walk into a bar 'Would you like to play pool?' The sergeant asked the attractive barmaid. 'No thanks darling' she replies. 'I'd rather play with your privates.'"