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Joke of the Day

"[torturing terrorist] [plays EDM] [beat rises] [beat keeps rising] [beat rises endlessly] Terrorist: MAKE IT DROP I'LL TELL U ANYTHING"

"Where is the lost city of Atlantis? Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet."

"People with stick figure families on their car: Oh look how cute we are! Criminals: I'll need 3 rolls of duct tape."

"Why are gay people so rude ? Because they're fucking assholes !"

"Difference between a Batsman and Batman? Batsman hits the ball. Out. Batman kicks the balls out."

"A donkey fell into a bowl of sugar Now that's a sweet ass"

"The dirtiest joke I know: What is the difference between a baby and a freezer? One does not scream when I pack my meat into it."

"I like my woman like my espresso; Bitter, exhilarating, and some sort of Italian I guess."

"every time i see a fat, bald, goateed dude in public i get excited for a split second thinking it's Louis CK"

"Barber: Your hair is getting grey Sir. Customer: I'm not surprised - hurry up will you?"