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Joke of the Day

"When I ask my wife if she wants help, she changes the subject and asks if a bear shits in the woods, like I'm some sort of bear scientist."

"What did the dwarf say to the drunk prostitute?. High hoe, high hoe..."

"You're like a dream. Not there when I wake up."

"What did the owner of the Indian restaurant say when he burned all of his bread? ""Don't worry, it's a naan issue."""

"Do you think Dr. Seuss' wife liked to be called Ma? Because if so she would be a Ma Seuss."

"I just finished watching the Curt Cobain documentary... It ended with a bang."

"Whats the hardest part about eating vegetables? The wheelchair"

"If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat?"

"My GF's anti aging cream went bad. HOW DOES ANTI AGING CREAM HAVE AN EXPIRATION DATE?!"

"How do barmen surf the web? On the Gin-ternet."